Super Specific Industry Mascot Fighter: Melee Evolved & Combat Transformed
Name: Iwata-san
Origin: Nintendo
Style: Casual
Other: Expert Wallet Opener
Origin: Nintendo
Style: Casual
Other: Expert Wallet Opener
Special Moves: Wagglin, Interviewing
Taunts: Staring at bananas, [laughs]
Finisher: Drowning enemies in the Blue Ocean
Transformation: Lego Iwata
Likes: 2D Platformers, Trolling, HAL Laboratories, GPGPUs
Taunts: Staring at bananas, [laughs]
Finisher: Drowning enemies in the Blue Ocean
Transformation: Lego Iwata
Likes: 2D Platformers, Trolling, HAL Laboratories, GPGPUs
Name: Gaben
Origin: PC Master Race
Style: Analytic
Other: Harvard Dropout
Origin: PC Master Race
Style: Analytic
Other: Harvard Dropout
Special Moves: Steam Policy Changes, Greenlighting
Taunts: Eating Lambda Chips, Dabbling with Linux
Finisher: Steam Sale
Transformation: Mack Daddy
Likes: My Little Pony, Economists, Knives
Taunts: Eating Lambda Chips, Dabbling with Linux
Finisher: Steam Sale
Transformation: Mack Daddy
Likes: My Little Pony, Economists, Knives
Name: Yoshida
Origin: Sony
Style: Acquisition
Other: Natural Closer
Origin: Sony
Style: Acquisition
Other: Natural Closer
Special Moves: Infiltration
Taunts: "You are not the enemy"
Finisher: Lowers Price
Transformation: ysop A.K.A. Yoshida Mii
Likes: Miiverse, Video Games, Glengarry Glen Ross
Taunts: "You are not the enemy"
Finisher: Lowers Price
Transformation: ysop A.K.A. Yoshida Mii
Likes: Miiverse, Video Games, Glengarry Glen Ross
Name: Miyamoto
Other: You didn't think you could actually play as Miyamoto, did you?
Other: You didn't think you could actually play as Miyamoto, did you?
Name: Microsoft (faceless)
Origin: Xerox
Style: Bully
Other: Getting Desperate, Created Gaben
Origin: Xerox
Style: Bully
Other: Getting Desperate, Created Gaben
Special Moves: Charge for XBL Gold
Taunts: "Better with Kinect"
Finisher: Multi-platform intergration
Transformation: Microsoft
Likes: Copying Apple Marketing
Taunts: "Better with Kinect"
Finisher: Multi-platform intergration
Transformation: Microsoft
Likes: Copying Apple Marketing
Name: Will Wright
Origin: Maxis
Style: Creative
Other: Makes Things
Origin: Maxis
Style: Creative
Other: Makes Things
Special Moves: Sell the same idea over and over again
Taunts: none
Finisher: Get rich with EA
Transformation: Will Wright Sim
Likes: Space Colonization
Taunts: none
Finisher: Get rich with EA
Transformation: Will Wright Sim
Likes: Space Colonization
Name: Tim Sweeney
Origin: PC Master Race
Style: Analytic
Other: Graphics Whore
Origin: PC Master Race
Style: Analytic
Other: Graphics Whore
Special Moves: Chainsaw
Taunts: "Not enough flops"
Finisher: Supporting iOS
Transformation: Demon Knight (takes 6 months to complete)
Taunts: "Not enough flops"
Finisher: Supporting iOS
Transformation: Demon Knight (takes 6 months to complete)
Name: Reggie
Origin: Bronx, NY
Style: Peddler
Other: Rumored to be Giygas
Origin: Bronx, NY
Style: Peddler
Other: Rumored to be Giygas
Special Moves: none
Taunts: "My body is ready," "Animal Crossing for the hardcore," "It's not the same game," "TVii was my initiative," "We will localize when we feel the market is ready"
Finisher: none
Transformation: none
Taunts: "My body is ready," "Animal Crossing for the hardcore," "It's not the same game," "TVii was my initiative," "We will localize when we feel the market is ready"
Finisher: none
Transformation: none
Name: Jack Trenton
Origin: Sony
Style: Peddler
Other: Also known as Bizzaro Reggie
Origin: Sony
Style: Peddler
Other: Also known as Bizzaro Reggie
Special Moves: none
Taunts: "You'll need two jobs"
Finisher: none
Transformation: Hypocrite
Likes: Lollipops
Taunts: "You'll need two jobs"
Finisher: none
Transformation: Hypocrite
Likes: Lollipops
Name: Frank and John
Origin: Origin
Style: Greedy
Other: Generic businessmen
Origin: Origin
Style: Greedy
Other: Generic businessmen
Special Moves: none
Taunts: "We're getting rid of single player and anything else the consumer likes"
Finisher: none
Transformation: An asshole
Taunts: "We're getting rid of single player and anything else the consumer likes"
Finisher: none
Transformation: An asshole
Name: Zelnick
Origin: Harvard
Style: Greedy
Other: Arrogant businessman
Origin: Harvard
Style: Greedy
Other: Arrogant businessman
Special Moves: none
Taunts: "I'm the only show in town."
Finisher: none
Transformation: Gun-toting cowboy
Taunts: "I'm the only show in town."
Finisher: none
Transformation: Gun-toting cowboy
Name: Pachter
Origin: Generic Lawyer
Style: Troll
Other: Analyzes Businessmen
Origin: Generic Lawyer
Style: Troll
Other: Analyzes Businessmen
Special Moves: Rage inducing baiting
Taunts: "Nintendo is doomed"
Finisher: The Pach-Attack!
Transformation: Miss Cleo
Likes: Poker and Money
Taunts: "Nintendo is doomed"
Finisher: The Pach-Attack!
Transformation: Miss Cleo
Likes: Poker and Money
Name: Geoff Keighley
Origin: Canada...
Style: Confrontational
Other: Is from Canada
Origin: Canada...
Style: Confrontational
Other: Is from Canada
Special Moves: Interrupting during an interview
Taunts: Teasing trailers for trailers for DLC
Finisher: Dew Boarding
Transformation: Dorito Pope
Likes: Wasting time providing reasonable explanations to morons and assholes
Taunts: Teasing trailers for trailers for DLC
Finisher: Dew Boarding
Transformation: Dorito Pope
Likes: Wasting time providing reasonable explanations to morons and assholes
Name: EviLore
Origin: Neogaf
Style: Satiric
Other: Makes Money
Origin: Neogaf
Style: Satiric
Other: Makes Money
Special Moves: Thread Stickies
Taunts: "Don't like it, GTFO"
Finisher: The Dyack
Transformation: EviLore
Likes: Talking about video games
Taunts: "Don't like it, GTFO"
Finisher: The Dyack
Transformation: EviLore
Likes: Talking about video games
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